Monday, May 14, 2012

How to Bake a Cake: A funny little story to make you smile


 
Good morning!  I trust that you had a wonderful weekend.  Mine was crazy but fun.  Oh yes, and Happy Mothers Day to all the moms out there.  Although i had tons of fun and enjoyed myself, i have to admit that i am ready to get back to the old routine!

To start off the week, here is a silly story that i received via E-Mail this weekend.
It is said that it's from an old cookbook.
Need a smile?
Read on!



How to Bake a Cake

Light oven; get out bowl, spoons and ingredients.
Grease pan, crack nuts.
Remove 18 blocks and 17 toy automobiles from kitchen table.
Measure out 2 cups of flour: remove Johnny's hands from flour and wash flour off Johnny.
Put flour, baking powder and salt in sifter.
Get dustpan and sweep up pieces of bowl Johnny knocked off the table and onto the floor.
Get another bowl.
Answer doorbell.
Return to kitchen.
Remove Johnny's hands from bowl.
Wash Johnny.
Get out egg.  Answer phone.
Return.
Take out greased pan.
Remove salt from pan.
Look for Johnny.
Return to kitchen and find Johnny: remove his hands from bowl: wash butter, etc. off of him.
Take up greased pan and remove nutshells from it. 
Head for Johnny, who flees, knocking bowl off table.
Wash kitchen floor,
Wash table.
Wash walls.
Wash Dishes.
Call Bakery.
Lie down!





1 comment:

The Farmer's Daughter said...

Love it! Love it!
I needed a chuckle. . .